Curse

Witchblade · Oct 08, 2005, 11:41 PM // 23:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by kg_lildude1

*makes sandwich*

*knocks on avari's door*

If i only had a bigger ego -_-

/Kick the dwarf outta my way, take her by the hand .. invite her for a real dinner

Here's how u do it, pal

I aint good lookin, i aint rich either but i know how to make this look good

/brag

kg_lildude1 · Oct 08, 2005, 11:42 PM // 23:42

dwarf? i ain't no friggin dwarf

if i only had my anti-dwarfism gun

Witchblade · Oct 08, 2005, 11:48 PM // 23:48

dwarf is cute

If i were mean, i d call u "Mr-gotta-jump-doing-blowjob" but that's unfair

Monseir · Oct 08, 2005, 11:54 PM // 23:54

ouch
if i only could come up with awesome comebacks....

Witchblade · Oct 08, 2005, 11:57 PM // 23:57

If i only got the means to make a person smile tonight

I ll give a first try with this

===>

kg_lildude1 · Oct 09, 2005, 12:01 AM // 00:01

you've angered me so

if i only change my avatar to evil pikachu :P

Witchblade · Oct 09, 2005, 12:01 AM // 00:01

We all have our lil problems

Monseir · Oct 09, 2005, 12:02 AM // 00:02

if i only could control everything...........
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
EARTH SHALL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
/trips on oversized cape and busts face open...

Witchblade · Oct 09, 2005, 12:05 AM // 00:05

...with fancy pants and colored letters on ur chest?

I took a walk around the world
To ease my troubled mind
I left my body laying somewhere
In the sands of time
But I watched the world float
To the dark side of the moon

I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float
To the dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be
Something to do with you
I really don’t mind what happens now and then
As long as you’ll be my friend at the end

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I’m alive and well, will you be
There a-holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite

You called me strong, you called me weak,
But still your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times
I never let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head,
If not for me then you'd be dead
I picked you up and put you back
On solid ground

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I’m alive and well,
Will you be there a-holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Yeah!!

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I’m alive and well, will you be there
Holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
Will you be there a-holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Yeah!!

kg_lildude1 · Oct 09, 2005, 12:06 AM // 00:06

if i only had a kitten with pop tarts, oh wait he's sitting to the left of me

Mistress Eyahl · Oct 09, 2005, 01:48 AM // 01:48

Ironic. That is the exact phrase I make sure I go through my life not needing to say.

Example: I was really really REALLY late leaving the house one time, and saw a small plastic bag on the kitchen floor.. like a sandwich bag. I looked at it, and thought to myself, "What if Mum comes downstairs, slips on it and really hurts herself?" (She had recently had a hip replacement.) I'd think.. "God, if only I'd taken 5 extra seconds just to pick it up.. then she'd be okay."

Virgo · Oct 09, 2005, 06:16 AM // 06:16

If only I was still on me parent's health insurance....

*watches $4700 bucks get eaten by the dentist*

Divinitys Creature · Oct 09, 2005, 02:04 PM // 14:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witchblade

If i only got the means to make a person smile tonight

I ll give a first try with this

===>

That makes me happy. (I am sure you are not a guy now w00t).

Mistress what you said about the bag - I know what you mean. I keep potential injuries like that in mind now ever since idiots left stuff in the stair and I fell down them twice now *ouchie*